Posts tagged funny
Maursupial
I'm pale and mild; a modern girl
Oh roommates…
My coworker’s take on my sick leave and mine on his lifestyle.
Act my age?
I need a romantic partner who, when he asks what I want to do and I say “build a blanket fort,” takes me very seriously.
Suck it up and light it.
^ I miss Berlin.
(Source: justanothersimpsonsblog, via arrrcher-deactivated20121231)
^ Word play
(Source: kapi, via thefrenchpear-deactivated201301)
In Juan Les Pins a street cafe sells a sandwich it’s deemed “The American”- and I can’t even lie like it wasn’t delicious. The American is hamburger patties, cheese, fries, mayo and ketchup all on a baguette. C’est magnifique.
Three people had an eating contest to see who could finish one the fastest. Cory came in first with an impressive minute thirty to down the whole thing.
Amurica!
Literally overheard in a Parisian flea market?
Sure I’m a cat lady, but can I be cool cat lady?
No? Eff you. No Friskies tonight.
Sometimes my Tumblr Dashboard makes me laugh.
^ Acceptable response.
If Christ sees his shadow, the Jews have six more months of not shopping retail, right?
^ Happy Easter, y’all (if that’s your style). These are my kind of eggs…
^ Can we fly?
(Source: sourdiezplease, via uhhlampshade)
Via text
- M: So sick..
- E: I’ll be back in a couple hours. Want me to bring you anything?
- M: My dignity and a trash can to vomit in.
Woo! College! Advil!
