A Modern Romance in Three Acts: 

I.

What’s one thing you’ve never told anyone? 

Wait, no. 

Keep it to yourself. 

Someone just tweeted something really great. 

Let’s talk about that instead. 


II. 

Look, Sara saw you on Tinder. 

We should talk about what we’re doing here. 

Are we a thing? Are you gonna eat that?

Wait, yeah you’re right. 

That means she swiped right too. 

III. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I just found an actual (literal) dead bug in my bed. 

Live (dead) in the flesh (exoskeleton). 

And if that isn’t a sign, I don’t know what is. 

The problem is I can’t read palms. 

Like an ongoing comprehensive education of men of what healthy, respectful manhood is all about, and it starts with how we view women. Our language is important. For instance, when a guy says ‘you throw the ball like a girl,’ or ‘you’re a little sissy,’ it reflects an attitude that devalues women. And attitudes will eventually manifest in some fashion.

unfriendlymelusine:

Everywhere I go forever people look at my face and go “did that hurt?” and there’s always a split second adjustment period where I don’t remember they’re talking about my piercings.

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